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RattleandHum Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Harry Potter: Cursed Child, Marauders Era, Original Series, Check Please!, Carry On
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 20 - 50k words

Especially interested in: Falling in love is the big one! I know it’s vague but like, basically any trope relating to that. I love them all. I’m also a sucker for a good character study and strong characterization in general. Humour, banter, drawn out kisses and lead up to kissing. I adore reading dialogue, so the more the better.
Also, it’s all about the mlm pairings for me.
Harry Potter: Drarry, Deamus, Wolfstar, Jeddy, Scorbus
Check Please: Zimbits is the best but I’m open to lots of ships here, including Nursey/Dex, and PBJ
Carry On: SnowBaz

Unwilling to address: Anything that would require an archive warning, except for MCD. Heavy kink. I’m pretty choosy about reading explicit works. I have to really love the story and the sex can’t be too drawn out, and I have a thing about bodily fluids. Look at what I’ve already recorded to get an idea. If there’s a specific fic you have your heart set on, please send me the link through email or Tumblr and I can probably tell you whether or not it would be on the table.

Notes: I know we can only choose 3 fandoms officially but I would be equally excited to do a David/Patrick Schitt’s Creek podfic or a Alex/Henry Red, White and Royal Blue podfic. Consider those on the table!
I am no stranger to recording long works. My longest yet is 14 hours (well over 100k) So yeah, 20-50k is definitely doable for me!
I pour emotion into my podfics and judging from the comments I get, people enjoy that. I also work hard to make each character sound distinct but not over the top.
I will add a musical intro/outtro if you like, and I’ll make cover art.
I will only record works with the permission of the author. This means they either have a permission statement that includes podfics on their ao3 profile or you are okay to send them a message asking their permission and send the screenshot to me of their response. Also worth noting that AO3’s rules do not allow orphaned works to be podficced.

Minimum Bid: $10

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