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LeanMeanSaltineMachine Auction #1
Organizations this auction benefits: Life After Hate *, Navajo
Water Project / DigDeep, SWOP (Sex Worker Outreach Project) Behind
Bars *, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Unsilence *, The
Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights *, Any/all abortion funds
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list. * denotes organization that accepts international
donations.)
Type of fanwork: Written
Subtype(s): Fanfic
Fandom(s): Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy, Sequel Trilogy, The
Clone Wars, RWBY, Original Work
Highest rating: M (Mature)
Length/scope: Less than 5k words
Especially interested in: Themes/subjects: grief and healing, trauma recovery, friends as family, aromantic identity, asexual identity, trans and nonbinary identities, neurodivergent characters, extensive worldbuilding, myths/fairytales/folklore, outsider POV, fluff, original characters, enemies to [fill in the blank], fix-its, epistolary, multi-media, character studies, self-inserts, character/self-insert, character/OC, Hanahaki Disease as chronic, A/B/O (+worldbuilding), nonsexual kink, nonsexual intimacy, meet the family, crossovers with Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon and/or TMA.
Note for pairings: Any pairing with a
slash I am also willing to write as platonic or queerplatonic. Any
pairings with an ampersand (&) I am not willing to write as romantic
or sexual.
Pairings [SW TCW]: Obi-Wan & Rex, Obi-Wan & Cody,
Obi-Wan & Ahsoka, Obi-Wan & Mace Windu, Anakin & Rex, Anakin &
Obi-Wan, Ahsoka & Padme, Cody & Rex
Pairings [SW sequels]:
Rey/Finn/Poe/Rose, Rey/Finn/Poe, Rey/Finn, Finn/Poe, Finn/Rose,
Rey/Rose, Poe & Leia, Leia & Luke, Leia/Han, Han & Rey, Luke & Kylo |
Ben
Pairings [RWBY]: I love polyam relationships and rarepairs!
(Though I still enjoy popular ships.) Exception of DNWs for
Ozma/Salem, they fascinate me.
Unwilling to address: Themes/Subjects: Any Ao3 Warnings (noncon, graphic violence, major character death), dubious consent (including minor touching; this can be addressed when talking about neurodivergence and sensory issues), medical maltreatment, domestic violence, exes to lovers, focus on unrequited love or friendship, stuck and must wait for rescue (exceptions include being stuck and having a time-frame or way to escape), hostage situations, hurt no comfort, heavy angst, RPF, suicide or self-harm, torture, gore, adultery, nonconsensual possession, romantic or sexual relationships with more than 10 year age gap, teacher/student, romantic or sexual relationships where a power differential goes unaddressed, incest, animal harm/death, bodyswap, character/reader (Y/N), superhero AUs
Pairings [SW TCW]: Padawan/Master,
Ahsoka/Padme, Ahsoka/Rex, Cody/Rex
Pairings [SW Sequels]:
Poe/Kylo, Poe/Leia, Poe/Han, Rey/Han, Rey/Leia, Rey/Luke,
Luke/Kylo
Pairings [RWBY]: Ruby/Yang, Penny/Ciel
Notes:I am willing to draw some things that I would not feel comfortable writing (superhero AUs, stuck and waiting for rescue), and some things I feel I can write better than draw (Hanahaki Disease, epistolary). Make sure to double-check the list, but feel free to send me a message on Tumblr with any questions or clarifications! I love worldbuilding, even if half of what is created doesn't make it into the work. My written stories tend to be very dialogue-heavy and character-driven. I love matter-of-fact prose and half-poetry half-prose stories. I've never written a fan poem (the closest is my flash-fiction collection "it never feels the same as before"), but I'm willing to give it a shot! I've written several pieces of original work, and fanfiction of friends' original work. I prefer happy/bittersweet endings over ambiguous/unhappy endings. The project will be most intensely worked on from mid- to late-March through early August.
Special Interests: f/f ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or
nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary readings of canon characters,
Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters, Racebending
Minimum Bid: $5
Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 23 February 2022, to 8:00PM EST, 27
February 2022. Bids before or after this period are invalid and
will not be counted.If you would like to bid on this auction:
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LeanMeanSaltineMachine Auction #2
Organizations this auction benefits: Life After Hate *, Navajo
Water Project / DigDeep, SWOP (Sex Worker Outreach Project) Behind
Bars *, Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund *, Unsilence *, The
Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights *, Any/all abortion funds
(See full
list. * denotes organization that accepts international
donations.)
Type of fanwork: Fan art
Subtype(s): Book cover, Drawing/painting/etc., Map(s)
Fandom(s): Star Wars: Original Trilogy, Prequel Trilogy,
Sequel Trilogy, The Clone Wars, The Mandalorian, Rebels, Rogue One,
RWBY, Original Work
Highest rating: T (Teen)
Length/scope:
Especially interested in: Themes/Subjects: friends as family, teams as family, neurodivergent characters, extensive worldbuilding, myths/fairytales/folklore, multimedia, fluff, music, dancing, game nights, weapon exchanges and upgrades, character sheets/references, maps and environmental, multimedia, character studies, self-inserts, character/self-insert, character/OC, Hanahaki Disease as chronic, A/B/O (+worldbuilding), nonsexual kink, nonsexual intimacy, meet the family, crossovers with Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon and/or TMA.
Pairings [RWBY]: Anything outside of my DNW list with
particular focus on polyam relationships, f/f ships, and/or rarepairs.
I am interested in exploring Blake as a Black WoC and both Yang and
Ruby as East Asian (Yang's last name makes me think the Rose-Xaio Long
family has Chinese roots, but there are many subcultures within China,
not to mention the cultural exchange with Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos,
etc. for the last thousand years or so).
Unwilling to address: Themes/Subjects: Any Ao3 Warnings (noncon, graphic violence, major character death), medical maltreatment, domestic violence, exes to lovers, hurt no comfort, heavy angst, RPF, suicide or self-harm, torture, gore, adultery, nonconsensual possession, romantic or sexual relationships with more than 10 year age gap, romantic or sexual relationships where a power differential goes unaddressed, incest, animal harm/death, bodyswap, hostage situations
Pairings [SW TCW]:
Padawan/Master, Ahsoka/Padme, Ahsoka/Rex, Cody/Rex
Pairings [SW
Sequels]: Poe/Kylo, Poe/Leia, Poe/Han, Rey/Han, Rey/Leia, Rey/Luke,
Luke/Kylo
Pairings [RWBY]: Ruby/Yang, Penny/Ciel
Notes: I am willing to draw some things that I would not feel comfortable writing (superhero AUs, stuck and waiting for rescue), and some things I feel I can write better than draw (Hanahaki Disease, epistolary). Make sure to double-check the list, but feel free to send me a message on Tumblr with any questions or clarifications! I'm a newbie to digital art, but I've been drawing, coloring, and photographing for years. I've got more art samples than the two on my Ao3 if you would like to see work outside of digital. Again, drop me an ask on Tumblr (stellarfoam.tumblr.com/ask) and I'll be glad to give a few photos!
Special Interests: f/f ships, Poly ships, Canonically trans or
nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary readings of canon characters,
Racial or cultural experiences of nonwhite characters, Racebending
Minimum Bid: $5
Auctions run from 8:00AM EST, 23 February 2022, to 8:00PM EST, 27
February 2022. Bids before or after this period are invalid and
will not be counted.If you would like to bid on this auction:
Step 1: Check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current
high bid is. (Note: It may take up to five minutes for a bid to
appear.)
Step 2: Fill out the creator's bidding form with a bid that is higher than the
current high bid. If you want to make it harder for someone to outbid
you, bid higher! You will NOT be notified if someone outbids
you, so please bookmark this page and check frequently. You will
only be notified if you are the high bidder after the auctions end.
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